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A WOMAN WAS ARRESTED FOR INDECENT EXPOSURE AFTER SHE FLASHED THE COP WHO PULLED HER OVER

Now it's time to recognize our Idiot Criminal of the Day -> 46-year-old Ellena Barron of Fort Pierce, Florida (in the eastern part of the state).

At about 3:00 A.M. Friday morning, Ellena was pulled over by an unidentified police officer for committing a traffic violation.  At which point, Ellena tried to weasel her way out of a ticket by FLASHING HER BREASTS at the cop.

When the cop asked Ellena why she'd just flashed him, she responded, quote, "I thought that's what you wanted to see." 

Long story short, Ellena's tactic backfired and she was arrested for indecent exposure.  Her bail was set at $250.

STORY HERE

Rat cooking lands TV show in hot water...WTF?

Sometimes these Animal Activists and PETA freask go alittle overboard..

 SYDNEY – Two stars of the "I'm a Celebrity ... Get Me Out of Here" television show have been charged with animal cruelty after allegedly killing and cooking a rat to eat during filming.

Chef Gino D'Acampo, who won the viewer-feedback contest series, and actor Stuart Manning were charged after animal welfare activists lodged a complaint about a segment for the program, which was filmed in Australia, the activists and British media reported Sunday.

In a statement to The Associated Press, New South Wales state police said Sunday that two men, aged 33 and 30, were charged with animal cruelty for acts in connection to the program but did not give names or other details. They have been asked to appear in court to face the charge on Feb. 3. The maximum penalty is three years in prison.

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SOME PSYCHO PUNCHED A LADY IN THE MOUTH AND STOLE TWO OF HER TEETH

You might think your week is off to a terrible start.  But no matter how bad it's been, there's a woman in San Francisco who wants you to SHUT THE HELL UP!!!

That's because last April, Elena Aronson was riding a city bus when a man sat down next to her and started staring at her TEETH.

But what really freaked Elena out was when the guy started saying that her teeth were, quote, "beautiful, like the moon and the stars," and that he "wanted" them.

Elena became so afraid for her safety that she got off the bus at the next stop.  Unfortunately, so did the guy.  And when the bus pulled away, he PUNCHED her in the face, knocking out two teeth . . . which he then picked up, stuffed into his pocket, and ran away with.

Elena spent two days in the hospital recovering.  And, even though she has insurance, it cost her more than $11,500 in hospital and medical bills, including $4,500 for replacement teeth.

To make matters worse, when Elena reported the assault, she was practically laughed out of the police station.  Why?

Because the punch caused Elena to lose all memory of the attack, and there's no video evidence of it taking place.  In other words, there's no one to ID Elena's attacker.

Or, as a police spokesman put it, quote, "She thinks this is what happened to her, but we can't really go to court based on what she thinks happened."

Long story short, Elena was denied victim's assistance by the city.  She's now appealing the decision.  Meanwhile, her attacker is still on the loose.

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A WOMAN TRACKED DOWN HER LONG-LOST FATHER ONLY TO LEARN THAT HE'S A TRANSVESTITE

ALL IN THE FAMILY...

A few years ago, Emily's mother, Ann, revealed to her that the man who'd raised her from birth WASN'T her biological father.  

Apparently, Ann had cheated on her husband more than two decades ago, and Emily's real dad was a macho biker named Clive Harrison.

Anyway, Emily went searching for Clive.  And, eventually, she tracked him down in Australia where he's been living as a TRANSVESTITE named Chloe. 

Emily says that when she finally met Chloe, she was, quote, "squeezed into a silver dress and wearing makeup and a wig.  I had no idea what to do so I said, 'You look better than me . . . and I really like your shoes.'"

Now, Clive is waiting to undergo a sex-change operation, which he hopes will take place next year.  And when he does, Emily says she'll be at Chloe's bedside.

WHEN old Farts wrestle and pull their pants down: RIC FLAIR and Hulk Hogan..

RIC FLAIR is one of the greatest to ever step inside a pro wrestling ring. But he's almost 61 years old . . . and time is taking its toll.

During one of his matches with HULK HOGAN in Australia the other day, they pulled that classic rasslin' gag where one guy tries to grab a hold of the other, and "accidentally" pulls his pants down.  The result was not pretty. 

Although at 56, Hogan's not in his best shape, either...take a look..Hope you've had breakfast...

SOME PERVERT WAS ARRESTED FOR PAYING TEENS TO SLAP HIM, SPIT IN HIS FACE, AND CALL HIM NAMES

Let this be a reminder to you that we are literally surrounded by freaks and perverts . . .

 Last Wednesday, 39-year-old Charles Hersel was arrested during a sting operation in Thousand Oaks, California (--about 45 miles northwest of Los Angeles). 

Apparently, Hersel had been searching out local teens on MySpace, and then paying them to abuse him in all sorts of different ways, including:

Cursing at him
Slapping him
And SPITTING in his face

Police think Hersel may have paid teens to PEE and DEFECATE on him as well.

The whole thing came about after an unidentified teen reported they were paid $31 by Hersel to spit in his face. This pervert has been charged with misdemeanor child annoyance, which is basically a slap on the wrist.  The case is ongoing.

DID MICHAEL JACKSON'S FACE SHOW UP IN AN ULTRASOUND?

I'm talking to the man in the Mirror...oops I mean Womb...

A British couple claims that MICHAEL JACKSON'S face showed up in an ultrasound picture of their unborn child.

The father-to-be, William Hickman, says, quote, "I showed my daughter Ami, who's six, and she saw it straight away, so I thought 'well if she can see it too it's not just me seeing things.'

"None of us are really Michael Jackson fans.  I mean I like him, but we're not crazy about him or anything."


(I know what you're thinking:  "Gosh, I knew Michael liked 'em young, but this is ridiculous!")

( great joke and all, but it falls flat because the young fetus Michael's face showed up on is shock FEMALE.)

THE POST OFFICE HAS HALTED ITS "OPERATION SANTA" CAMPAIGN BECAUSE TOO MANY PEDOPHILES WERE VOLUNTEERING

ONE BAD APPLE does Spoil the whole bunch...A real Life GRINCH!

In 1954, the U.S. Post Office started a national program called Operation Santa where volunteers would respond to thousands of letters from children addressed to Santa Claus. 

Each reply was stamped with a North Pole postmark, and they were written from the perspective of one of Santa's elves or helpers.

But now, Post Office officials have announced they're shutting down the 55-year-old program.  Why?

Because last year, an Operation Santa volunteer in Maryland was found to be a REGISTERED SEX OFFENDER and a PEDOPHILE.

Apparently, Post Office officials decided it was a bad idea to supply the names and home addresses of thousands of kids to volunteers who may or may not be pedophiles . . . and that was that.

But not everyone's happy with the new policy.

According to the mayor of North Pole, Alaska, where the program originally started, quote, "It's Grinch-like that the Postal Service never informed all the little elves before the fact.  They've been working on this for how long?"

THE STORY HERE

Ester Goldberg's THE WEEKLY WRAP 29

Catch up on all the top schmooze, as Ester gives her own outrageous take on the week at TheWrap. In this episode: "New Moon's" Taylor Lautner shows his pecs, Levi Johnston hides his sex, Johnny Depp looks his best and Sarah Palin is ... pretty much everywhere pushing her book! So sit your tookus down and watch ..

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THERE`S A GUY IN ENGLAND WITH A REMOTE-CONTROLLED SPHINCTER:

A BIONIC BOTTOM..

55-year-old Ged Galvin is from South Yorkshire, England (--in the central part of the country, about ten miles east of Sheffield). 

Two years ago, Ged was riding his motorcycle when he was hit by a car and nearly killed. 

Miraculously, his doctors were able to repair all of his broken bones and other injuries, except for one:  The damaged sphincter muscles in his backside responsible for controlling BOWEL MOVEMENTS.

So Ged underwent an experimental procedure called Electrically Stimulated Gracilis Neosphincter . . . or ESGN for short. 

Basically, it involved cutting a muscle from Ged's leg and wrapping it around the inside of his no-go hole.  The idea was that the leg muscle would perform the same function as the damaged sphincter muscles.

The only problem is that leg muscles and sphincter muscles don't work the same.  See, the muscles in a person's legs only work in short bursts before returning to their normal, relaxed state. But sphincter muscles never relax.
So, in order to simulate their rigidness, Ged's doctors placed an electrode on his "replacement" sphincter.

The idea is that whenever Ged is feeling a little too loose "down there," he presses a button on a remote control, which shocks his sphincter muscle and causes it to tense.

In other words, Ged has remote-controlled bowels.

Ged says, quote, "I've been through immense pain and suffering.  And here I am with this bionic bottom now.  I feel great.  I feel fantastic . . . It just gave me my confidence back and basically gave me my life back." 

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