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SNOWGLOBES AND MASHED POTATOES ARE ON THE TSA'S LIST OF BANNED LIQUIDS

WASHINGTON - Are you flying to grandma's for Thanksgiving? Think twice before trying to take leftovers home with you on the plane.

Recently, the Transportation Security Administration released a special "holiday edition" of its banned liquids list. 

According to the guidelines, here are some of the things you can't put in your carry-on luggage, in case you wanted to bring home some holiday leftovers:

• Cranberry sauce
• Creamy dips and spreads (cheeses, peanut butter, etc.)
• Gift baskets with food items (salsa, jams, and salad dressings)
• Gravy
• Jams
• Jellies
• Lotions
• Maple syrup
• Oils and vinegars
• Salad dressing
• Salsa
• Sauces
• Soups
• Wine, liquor and beer
• Cologne and perfume
• Snowglobes

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Catch up on all the top schmooze, as Ester gives her own outrageous take on the week at TheWrap. In this episode: "New Moon's" Taylor Lautner shows his pecs, Levi Johnston hides his sex, Johnny Depp looks his best and Sarah Palin is ... pretty much everywhere pushing her book! So sit your tookus down and watch ..

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TOP SURPRISE REVELATIONS IN SARAH PALIN'S AUTOBIOGRAPHY

Is the year's most anticipated memoir full of bombshells?  Well, you betcha!  Just check out today's list of the

Has assets worth up to $2.3 million.  Just like every other plain-spoken average American.

It was either politics or beauty school.

Only agreed to do "Oprah" to meet her first black person.

Still trying to get John McCain's old man smell off some of her outfits.

Sometimes dresses as a snowmobile to get Todd to ride her.

Jealous of Trig . . . because he's smarter than she'll ever be.

Wrote her book entirely in moose blood.

Can wink and pageant wave at the same time.

Her kids' names sound normal in Klingon.

Avoids cutting her hair too short or her horns will show.

Never had to wait the full hour at LensCrafters.

LOVES watching Bambi's mom get shot.

Counts going to IHOP as foreign policy experience.

There aren't any revelations.  She quit in the middle of making them.

80's pop/new wave singer busted for animal Cruelty

Remember MISSING PERSONS?  They were an early '80s pop / new wave group that had a few hits with "Destination Unknown", "Words" and "Walking in L.A.".

Last week, singer DALE BOZZIO . . . who's now 54 years old . . . began serving a 90-day jail sentence in New Hampshire.  Earlier this year, she was convicted on animal cruelty charges . . . when around 30 cats were found abandoned in her home.

Many of the cats were already dead and 13 had to be put down. Here's Dale's mugshot, along with a picture of her from the 80s

MARIA SHRIVER TALKS ON HER CELL PHONE WHILE DRIVING, EVEN THOUGH HER HUSBAND MADE IT ILLEGAL LAST YEAR

In the last few months, MARIA SHRIVER has been photographed TWICE by the paparazzi talking on her cell phone while driving.  The most recent incident occurred this past Sunday.Here's the thing, though:  Maria's husband . . . California Governor ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER . . . signed a bill last year making it ILLEGAL.

 

TMZ contacted Arnold yesterday to let him know what his wife was up to, and he replied, quote, "Thanks for bringing her violations to my attention.  There's going to be swift action."

But apparently, Arnold didn't act swiftly enough.  Because she got caught doing it AGAIN yesterday . . . this time on video.

And when she saw the paparazzi filming her, she immediately lowered the phone.
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JON STEWART socks it to CNN for being just plain STUPID! WE LOVE JON!!

I LOVE JON STEWART....

These crack heads with their 24/7 talking heads stoop at nothing toi come up with crap..to talka bout..

Jon Stewart began his show last night by skewering CNN for fact checking a "Saturday Night Live" skit in which Fred Armisen (playing Barack Obama) claimed to have done "nothing" since taking office. In this hard hitting report, CNN found that while many of the president's initiatives have not moved forward, he has in fact done "something" since taking office. Take that, comedy show.

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'American Idol' Taps DeGeneres as Third Judge

"American Idol" has found its new Paula: Ellen DeGeneres.

The Fox series has announced a deal that would make the talk show host/comic the new fourth judge on America's top-rated show. She would replace Paula Abdul, who quit "Idol" over the summer due to a salary scuffle.

“I’m thrilled to be the new judge on American Idol,” said DeGeneres in Fox's news release. ”I’ve watched since the beginning, and I’ve always been a huge fan. So getting this job is a dream come true, and think of all the money I’ll save from not having to text in my vote.”

DeGeneres tweeted the news on her feed on Wednesday evening and posted the following clip to her website.

High court rejects challenge to US military ban on gays..with a little help from Obama Adminstration..

Is this a giant Step Backward?  I'm very Confused with where this Administration is going...SOMEONE in DC PLEASE TELL ME ..there is a reason?

Former Army Captain Charles Pietrangelo’s suit claiming that his dismissal from the Armed Forces because of its Don’t Ask-Don’t Tell policy was rejected by the U.S. Supreme Court, which offered no explanation for its decision, but a brief filed by the Obama administration argued that Court ought not to hear the case.

The brief argued that DADT is “rationally related to the government’s legitimate interest in military discipline and cohesion” and asked the Court to deny hearing the case.

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Franken Won Most Senate Votes, finally Minnesota Court Rules

You know COLEMAN will not give up....we are waiting...

A Minnesota court confirmed Monday that Democrat Al Franken won the most votes in his 2008 Senate race against Republican Norm Coleman, who immediately announced plans to appeal the decision.

Coleman has 10 days to appeal to the state Supreme Court. Once the petition is filed, it could further delay the seating of Minnesota's second senator for weeks.

The judges had not only declared him the winner - by a margin of 312 votes - they had written in their decision that the election "was conducted fairly, impartially and accurately."

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Chia Obama' booted from local stores! What the fuck is it with Florida this week?

There's been a lot of weird shit going on in Fla this week... crazy bitch locked her self IN the car..nutball rednecks..is there something in the water?

TAMPA - Some local Walgreen's stores are pulling a supposed likeness of President Barack Obama off their shelves. The 'Chia Obama' will no longer be sold there.

Walgreen's spokesman Michael Polzin explained to FOX 13 that local store managers have the ability to purchase and market products -- like the Chia Obama -- on their own.

But now, the corporate office has asked stores to pull the product from their stores because, he said, it is not appropriate for the company's corporate image.

The Chia Obama is a version of the Chia Pet line, which features a ceramic figure upon which fresh greens are planted and allowed to grow, filling out the likeness of the subject.
 

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