Here it is: YOUR Idiot Criminal of the Day.
A few weeks back, 22-year-old Maribeth Carol Wilson of DeFuniak Springs, Florida, was driving and got lost. So she flagged down a police officer in Niceville, Florida, to ask for directions.
And when the cop got over to the car, he saw the following things:
#1.) An open can of Four Loko between her legs with a straw sticking out. Four Loko is a combination malt liquor and energy drink.
#2.) And a CRACK PIPE sitting in the door panel on the driver's side door.
That's right: Maribeth flagged down a cop to ask for directions . . . and didn't think to hide her open container of alcohol OR her visible crack pipe.
When the cop searched the car, he found three crack rocks and also found out that Maribeth didn't have a valid driver's license.
She was arrested and charged with possession of cocaine and possession of paraphernalia and also may be looking at additional charges for driving without a license and with an open container. Maribeth is due in court on October 5th.