get THIS insanity . . .
There's a website that's operated out of the UK called CrabRevenge.com. Basically, it sells GENITAL LICE, which you can use to infect your cheating ex, or any other person who may have ticked you off.
According to the website, quote, "We sell you crabs to give your ex-girlfriend or whoever has pissed you off enough to make you seek revenge on them.
"If you want a method of revenge that doesn't involve permanent damage or risk of personal injury or jail time, you have come to the right place."
Now, I know what you're thinking: There's NO WAY this website is real. Honestly, you might be right, and it seems the site's operators get that question a lot.
They say, quote, "We can barely believe that we are selling crabs online, so we don't really mind that others find it a bit out of the ordinary."
At any rate, the website sells three different genital crab packages
#1.) The GREEN package includes one colony of crabs, containing as many as 30
eggs. According to the website, it's, quote, "great for one person." It sells for $21.
#2.) The BLUE package comes with three vials of about 30 eggs apiece. According
to the website, quote, "Use the first one straight away and you can freeze the other
two batches for over 160 days." It sells for $37.#3.) And the RED package includes a vial of shampoo-resistant F-strain crabs,
which can, quote, "take up to two weeks to get rid of, and apparently bite so much
they cause the victim to scratch themselves raw." It sells for $52.
ORDER YOUR CRAB REVENGE HERE