CAMILLA PARKER BOWLES BROKE HER LEG WHILE HIKING

dont they Shoot horses when they break their legs??

I'm going to give you the setup, but since it's so freakin' easy, I'm going to let YOU provide the punch lines.

CAMILLA PARKER BOWLES broke her leg while hiking in Scotland on Wednesday.

Camilla the wife of PRINCE CHARLES, obviously  will NOT be put down.  (Yeah, I know.  I said I wouldn't.  But I had to toss one in there myself.)

She will, however, be wearing a cast for the next six weeks.