Judging from the previews, it's the mother of ALL disaster flicks. Find out why else you're so pumped about it with today's list of the . . .
TOP REASONS YOU CAN'T
WAIT TO SEE "2012
It's quaint to think of an Armageddon that's not caused by legalizing gay marriage.
You're tired of Fox News being your only source for talk about how the world's coming to an end.
You think it's the next Van Halen release.
It can't be worse than "Land of the Lost".
As far as you're concerned, the only true calendar is the Mayan calendar.
It beats spending the time actually communicating with other humans.
It's been almost six months since the last black-president-facing-the-apocalypse movie was released.
You need something to cheer you up after hearing that Lou Dobbs left CNN.
Because the guy who drives your short bus told you it would be good.
Like everyone else, you're unemployed. So what else do you have to do?
You
never got a chance to see "Independence Day", "Armageddon", "Deep
Impact", "The Day After Tomorrow", "War of the Worlds", "V",
"Cloverfield", "Knowing", "Flash Forward" . . .
