Are Your Children Playing With Lucifer's Testicles? The Truth About Easter Eggs
Your Children Playing With Lucifer's Testicles? is a Bible based book for Christian
parents who by lack of faith can't afford to send their children to a
decent Christian school. Their precious youngsters are infected by
the secular filth and lies being taught by unsaved teachers in America's
public school system.Dr. Cameroon dedicates four chapters in the book to
Easter Eggs. "Easter Eggs are one of the wiliest tools of the
Devil," he says. "Pagan kids didn't have anything to do on Easter Sunday
because their mommies and daddies were stuck in a false temple all day,
naked and writhing around with their neighbors in Satanic orgies of the
flesh. You see, parents had to come up with a way to occupy their
children while they were away from home, praying and fornicating under
the altar of Satan. And since they didn't have babysitters back
then, they gave their kids eggs to play with and sometimes paint," he
says. "But the reason they chose eggs had nothing to do with any sort of
fertility or fertilizers
some misguided Christian historians would have you believe).
Nope, it was because of Lucifer's testicles! Glory to God!
And I won't say a word more about it! I don't want to ruin the
book for you!"
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