REMEMBER ..always click on pics to see em larger...
--Britney Spears - 27 ( Recovering Idiot Cheetoo eating former wife of another idiot.) (--Her new album, "Circus", comes out today.)
--Nelly Furtado - 30 (Portuguese-Canadian sexpot.)
--Monica Seles - 35 (Tennis minx. Likes it loud.)
--Treach - 38 (Naughty By Nature. Now resting comfortably under the Rock of Obscurity.)
--Lucy Liu - 40 ("Kill Bill", "Charlie's Angels", "Ally McBeal")
--Nate Mendel - 40 (Foo Fighters bassist. So many incredible albums, including . . .)
--Rick Savage - 48 (Def Leppard bassist. Biggest albums: 1983's "Pyromania" . . . featuring "Photograph", "Rock of Ages" and "Foolin'" . . .)
--Steven Bauer - 52 (Peen-chee Cubano who prefers his honky
name to his given name, Rocky Echaveria. En fuego Steven Bauer played Manny Ray in "Scarface" and Carlos Ayala in "Traffic".He used to nail Melanie Griffith before she moved on to Antonio Banderas . . . who's PROUD to be brown.)
STONE PHILLIPS!!! - 54 (He played quarterback at Yale . . . and my mother desires adulterous relations with him.)
--CATHY LEE CROSBY!!! - 64 ("That's Incredible"!!!)
--Gianni Versace - (1946 - 1997) (Fashion designer murdered by his gay ex-lover.)
1804 - NAPOLEON BONAPARTE was crowned Emperor of France. Just as the Pope was going to place the crown on his little head, Napoleon grabbed it and put it on himself.
1949 - GENE AUTRY'S "Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer" hit the record charts. The "red-nosed reindeer" concept came from a 1939 Montgomery Ward ad campaign.
1970 - Eric Burdon launched his "CURB THE CLAP" bumper-sticker campaign aimed at fighting what he called the "number-one sickness in the record business today . . . VD"!!! For every donation to the L.A. Free Clinic, he sent out a fabulous "Curb The Clap" bumper-sticker!!!
1972 - CARLY SIMON'S smash "You're So Vain" was released!!!
1982 - A surgical team at the University of Utah Medical Center performed the first ARTIFICIAL HEART IMPLANT. The patient, 61-year-old Dr. Barney Clark, lived for 112 days with his new fake heart.
--The artificial heart was invented by a VENTRILOQUIST . . . the late Paul Winchell.
1986 - EURYTHMICS lead singer ANNIE LENNOX ripped off her bra while performing "Missionary Man" in front of 10,000 oddly aroused fans in Birmingham, England.
1988 - KISS superstars PAUL STANLEY and GENE SIMMONS joined WILLIE NELSON on "Geraldo" to discuss the day's delicious topic: SEX ON THE ROAD!!!
1993 - Colombian drug lord PABLO ESCOBAR was shot to death by security forces in Medellin. George W. Bush was saddened.
1994 - The tasty trollop that is HEIDI FLEISS was convicted in Los Angeles on three counts of pandering. Charlie Sheen was saddened.
2003 - OZZY OSBOURNE told Britain's "Daily Mirror" tabloid that, as a boy, he was molested by two older youths at school.
2005 - IRV GOTTI was acquitted of laundering over a million dollars for a crack kingpin named Kenneth "Supreme" McGriff.
