VIEWS FROM A BROAD

TILA TEQUILA AND CASEY JOHNSON THE JOHNSON & JOHNSON HEIRESS get engaged. wanna puke?

You wanna puke? barf? upchuck? Watch this...

A 100-YEAR-OLD PEDOPHILE IS ABOUT TO BE RELEASED FROM PRISON IN NEW YORK

I would call it ASSAULT WITH A DEAD WEAPON....(at this point)

100-year-old Theodore Sypnier is the oldest registered sex offender in the state of New York. 

In 1987 he was convicted of sex abuse.  In 1994 he was convicted of sexually abusing a minor.  And for the last nine years, he's been behind bars for molesting two young girls from Tonawanda, New York (--a few miles north of Buffalo).  Sypnier even molested one of his daughters when she was a child. 

Nevertheless, at the end of the month, Sypnier is going to be released from prison . . . at which point he'll move into his own apartment in Buffalo, where his only supervision will involve "regular" visits from state parole officials.

Now, maybe you're thinking that at 100 years old, this pedophile is too old to do any harm.  Or maybe you think Sypnier did his time, so he's earned his freedom.  But according to the local District Attorney, quote: 

"Mr. Sypnier is the personification of evil and should be removed from civilized society permanently, until the day he dies.  He is an unrepentant child molester who has been doing this or trying to do this for 60 years.  He can't be cured.  He's not sick.  He's evil.  He's not old.  He's evil."

Sypnier will be under supervision until 2012.  But if he stays out of trouble . . . and is still alive . . . he'll be completely free of the law in just two years. 

BUFFALO NEWS

As The World Turns CANCELLED: will breathe its last breath in September 2010.

THERE WILL BE NO MORE SOAP OPERAS within 5 years...

CBS issued this statement yesterday

As The World Turns, the long-running daytime drama, will complete its final season on the CBS Television Network in September 2010. CBS has decided not to renew the show for the 2010/2011 broadcast season, thereby ending its 54-year run on the Network.

"Throughout our history, As The World Turns has remained dedicated to sharing compelling stories that have entertained fans for more than five decades," said Executive Producer Chris Goutman. "We are disappointed and saddened by the news that the show is not being renewed. It will certainly be a loss for all of us, and for the show's loyal audience."

The departure of "As the World Turns" will leave just six major soaps on daytime . . . and that number could continue to fall.  There's speculation that ABC is close to dropping "One Life to Live".

When you have no talent/no show/ no platform you resort to taking nude pics of yourself for Publicity: ADRIANNE CURRY

This Nutball...and trust me..I know from experience...loves to take her clothes off and post teh pics on twitter. Little mid west Farm-boys and Minnesota Dykes..get all warm and moist looking at this Fame Whores last ditch efforts to hold onto to her 15 minutes of fame... SAD!

The lovely one time Top Model adds Journalistic Genius to her Credits..via TWITTER:

REPUBLICAN HOUSE SPEAKER CHARGED WITH ASSAULT FOR S&M ROUGH SEX.. gotta love those family values

Yeap..those darn republicans are all about Family Values, taking away health-care and screwing the little guy..SAD. As redneck bible thumping morons rejoice and celebrate the Lunacy that is PALIN..they seem to always stay quiet when their Sex related antics get uncovered...remember these are the morons who think TEABAGGIN is protesting..LOL

The former speaker of the Missouri House has been charged with a felony after what looks like a bout of sado-masochistic sex that went way too far.

A woman appears to have suggested to police that Rod Jetton, a Republican who now works as a political consultant, may have slipped something into her drink, then beat her up during sex, after she failed to use the safe word they had agreed upon as a signal to calm things down.

READ THE WHOLE LOVELY STORY HERE

NEWS MEDIA calls PEREZ HILTON "a TALENTLESS DOPE"...hahahha watch this video

EL Porkez's EGO is a big as his Stomach and fat head. This Moron does not nothing but copy and paste his way each day and NO ONE has taken him to task..FINALLY someone has called him out..

KTLA says when hell freezes over with he be back...

Happy Birthdays and On this Day in history

--Jesse Metcalfe - 31  (The young studly gardener who used to share on-screen passions with Eva Longoria on "Desperate Housewives".)

--FELICITY HUFFMAN - 47  (Lynette "THE MAGNIFICENT MILF" on "Desperate Housewives" . . . and a tasty pre-op male-to-female TRANNY in "TransAmerica", which earned her an Oscar nomination.  William H. Macy gets to nail her ANYTIME HE WANTS TO!!!)

--Kara DioGuardi - 39  (The fourth judge on  "American Idol".)

--Jakob Dylan -40   (Bob's talented son.  Lead singer of The Wallflowers.  Their biggest album is 1996's "Bringing Down the Horse" . . . featuring "One Headlight", "6th Avenue Heartache" and "The Difference".)

-Kimberly Kyle - 41  (Pornographic prostitute who's starred in 85 fine films, including . . . "Temple of Poon", "Hook, Line & Sphincter" AND "Ass Ventura Crack Detective".)

--Donny Osmond - 52

--John Malkovich - 56

--Michael Dorn - 57  (Lieutenant Commander Worf, the Klingon on "Star Trek:  The Next Generation" . . . AND Officer Jebediah Turner on "CHiPs".)

--Dick Butkus - 67  (Greatest linebacker AND greatest Kwik-Cook Grill spokesman EVER!!!)

--Beau Bridges - 68  (Jeff's brother.  He was the base commander on "Stargate SG-1".  He also plays Carl Hickey . . . Earl's dad . . . on "My Name Is Earl".)

--Dame Judi Dench - 75  (Mature minx who's been James Bond's boss, M, in the last six films.)

 --Dick Van Patten - 81  ("Eight Is Enough" SUPERSTAR and unrepentant dog food eater!!!)

--Kirk Douglas - 93  (Father of an admitted sex addict.)

--Redd Foxx - (1922 - 1991)  ("Sanford & Son" superstar who DID die of a heart attack.)

1843 - London merchant Sir Henry Cole realized he didn't have much time left to write Christmas letters to his friends, so he hired an artist and a printer to produce 300 identical Christmas greetings.  --He thought the idea was so clever that he printed another 300 and sold them at his shop.  However, many people thought THESE FIRST CHRISTMAS CARDS were offensive . . . because the artwork showed a festive holiday scene with people consuming the EVIL-BREW . . . ALCOHOL!!!  The cards were denounced as "deliberately conceived to foster and promote the consumption of alcohol during the holiday season."  So it's true . . . Christmas IS just a Hallmark Holiday!!!  (???)

1907 - CHRISTMAS SEALS went on sale for the first time, at the Wilmington, Delaware, post office.  Proceeds went to fight the tuberculosis.

1972 - ELTON JOHN released the classic single "Crocodile Rock".

1978 - JOHN BELUSHI and "I USED TO BE" DAN AYKROYD recorded "Soul Man" and released it under the name THE BLUES BROTHERS.

1979 - College rivals EARVIN "MAGIC" JOHNSON and LARRY "LARRY" BIRD played in their first professional basketball game against each other.  The Lakers beat the Celtics 123-105.  Magic had 23 points, 8 rebounds, 6 assists, but no HIV yet.  Bird had 16 points, 3 rebounds, and 3 assists.

1992 - PRINCE CHARLES & PRINCESS DIANA announced their separation.  Their divorce became final August 28th, 1996.  Princess Di and International Playboy Dodi Fayed were killed in a car crash in Paris in August of 1997.  Goodbye Princess Di.  Goodbye Dodi Fayed.

1994 - Hypocritical BILL CLINTON fired saucy SURGEON GENERAL JOCELYN ELDERS . . . after hearing how she'd told a conference that whacky-whacky should be discussed in school as a part of human sexuality.

IN REMEMBRANCE OF THE BLUES BROTHERS..THE TRAILER

I just saw NINE the movie..and Harvey Weinstein did a Q&A after the film...

IT WAS AWESOME....

'Transylmania' Sucks: The Worst Movie Opening Ever...oops!

Not everything with vampires has bite.

"New Moon" may have taken in $142.8 million its first weekend in release, but R-rated indie horror spoof “Transylmania” gained the distinction of having the worst domestic premiere in history, for movies debuting in more than 1,000 theaters.

Just how bad was it? Released in 1,007 locations, the lightly promoted, low-budget movie -- about a group of college kids who get into spooky adventures in Romania -- took in just $274,000.

READ THE WHOLE WRAP STORY HERE

UNFORTUNATELY, O.J. SIMPSON WAS NOT BEATEN UP IN PRISON

There was a report going around yesterday that O.J. SIMPSON had caught an ass-whooping from a fellow inmate.  Unfortunately, it's not true.

Officials at Nevada's Lovelock Correctional Center . . . the place O.J. currently calls home . . . said the report is, quote, "totally false."

OR are they NOT telling the truth??