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Ya ever wonder why they keep their baseball caps on when they dive into Mud?

THE BEST PLACE TO LOOK FOR A SUGAR DADDY OR SUGAR MAMA IS . . . HERMOSA BEACH, CALIFORNIA:

Times are tough right now, we all know it.  So I have to ask:  Is there a better time than now to start looking for a sugar daddy or sugar mama?  I think not.  With that in mind, here's a list of the ten U.S. cities with the highest number of wealthy singles . . .

 
#10.)  Arlington, Massachusetts

#9.)  Irvine, California

#8.)  Herndon, Virginia

#7.)  Oak Park, Illinois

#6.)  Edwards, Colorado

#5.)  Santa Clara, California

#4.)  Edgewater, New Jersey

#3.)  Coronado, California

#2.)  Arlington, Virginia

#1.)  Hermosa Beach, California  (CNN Money)

A BROTHEL IN GERMANY WILL GIVE YOU A DISCOUNT IF YOU SHOW UP ON YOUR BIKE

RIDE THIS.........

If you've been searching for a way to combine your love of the environment AND prostitutes, there's a brothel in Germany that's just for you . . .

It's the Maison d'envie brothel in Berlin, and they're offering a $7 discount to customers who show up at the whorehouse on their BICYCLE or by PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION. 

The idea is to attract new customers to the brothel, and promote environmental awareness at the same time. 

According to the owner of the brothel, quote, "Obviously we hope that the discount will attract more people.  It's good for business, it's good for the environment, and it's good for the girls.

"We have around three to five new customers coming in daily to take advantage of the discount."

NEIL PATRICK HARRIS will be hosting the Emmys

It's official:  NEIL PATRICK HARRIS will be hosting the Emmys, which will air on CBS on September 20th.  (--The nominations will be announced Thursday.)

we love him....

Is there anyone Kate Hudson hasn't Schtupped? She spent the weekend with AROD

Just in case you were wondering, KATE HUDSON and ALEX RODRIGUEZ are still rubbing their reproductive organs together.  They spent this past weekend hanging out in Newport Beach, California.  (Here are some pics of them together

KIM CATTRALL AND HER YOUNGER MAN HAVE BROKEN UP

Cougar attacks are not always lethal.  Sometimes the cougar toys with its prey for a while, and then tires of the game . . . letting the crumpled little animal limp away to lick its wounds.

KIM CATTRALL who'll be 53 next month has broken up with Canadian chef Alan Wyse . . . who's somewhere in the neighborhood of 31 years old.

They'd been dating since 2004, but a "source" says, quote, "It was a long time coming;  they had some trouble in April and since then things have fizzled.

"They realized they were at different points in their lives.  They still care about each other and will remain friends."

TONY ROMO DUMPED JESSICA SIMPSON

The Cowboys might actually win a playoff game this year, because THE CURSE OF JESSICA SIMPSON is broken.

TONY ROMO dumped Jessica this past Thursday . . . the night before Jessica's 29th birthday. They'd been dating almost two years . . . since November of 2007. A so-called "source" says, quote, "She is heartbroken.  She loves Tony.  But it's been difficult lately.  He's busy with his career and she's getting ready to shoot her show ['The Price of Beauty', for VH1].  They decided to part ways."

Jessica had been planning a Barbie-themed birthday party for herself, but it never happened.  Some people are saying she canceled it because of the breakup.

Tony spent Friday night drinking Grey Goose and hanging out with some friends at an L.A. club called My House.

Jessica spent at least part of her weekend on Twitter.  About her party, she said, quote, "Barbie party didn't happen, but I turned 29 and feel like I am on top of the world yelling I LOVE GETTING OLDER."

Happy Birthdays and On this Day in Music & History

Taboo - 34  (Young urban troubadour from the Black Eyed Peas.  Real Mexican / Native-American Name:  Jaime Gomez.  He is a Rosemead High School Panther from Rosemead, California . . . which is a hood 20 minutes from Downtown L.A.)

Missy Gold - 39  (The Governor's daughter Katie on "Benson" . . . THE star of "Circus of the Stars 7 AND 8" . . . AND younger sister of anorexic "Growing Pains" superstar Tracey Gold.  Missy gave up acting after "Benson";  now she's a psychologist.)

Matthew Fox - 43  (Jack on "Lost", Racer X in that disastrous "Speed Racer" movie and Charlie Salinger on "Party of Five".)  (--But according to Seth Rogen's  character in "Knocked Up", there is absolutely NOTHING interesting about him.) 

Bebe Buell - 56  (Shameless rock groupie who "gave the keys to the temple" to Todd Rundgren, Jimmy Page, David Bowie, Iggy Pop, Rod Stewart, Elvis Costello and Steven Tyler . . . and who begat the luscious Liv Tyler.)

Rosey Grier - 77  (Former L.A. Rams legend.  When Robert Kennedy was assassinated, Rosey Grier tackled killer Sirhan Sirhan . . . then fended off the unruly mob that tried to kill Sirhan with their fists of fury.(--But the achievement he is no doubt MOST proud of is his star turn in "The Thing with Two Heads"!!!)

Actress-singer Polly Bergen is 79.

Harry Dean Stanton is 83.

Dale Robertson is 86.

1956 - Fats Domino hit #1 on the R&B chart and #3 on the pop chart with his song "I'm In Love Again".

1967 - The Who began their first full-scale U.S. tour as the opening act for Herman's Hermits.

1969 - Bob Dylan made a surprise appearance with The Band at the Mississippi River Rock Festival. He performed three songs.

1973 - The Everly Brothers announced their break up during a show at Knott's Berry Farm in Buena Park, CA.

1987 - Steve Miller got a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

1987 - "U Got The Look" by Prince was released.

1988 - Michael Jackson began his first British tour at Wembley Stadium in London.

1989 - Cyndi Lauper released the first closed-captioned video. The video was for the song "My First Night Without You."

1992 - Olivia Newton-John announced that she had breast cancer. Her publicist said that doctors expected a full recovery.

1993 - The U.S. Postal Service released 29-cent stamps that honored four Broadway musicals. The featured scenes were from "My Fair Lady," "Porgy and Bess," "Show Boat" and "Oklahoma!"

1995 - George Michael announced the settlement of his long running dispute with Sony and that he had been released from his contract.

1998 - Clive Davis held a party in Central Park to celebrate Sarah McLachlan's album "Surfacing," which had gone triple platinum.

1998 - Mariah Carey volunteered to record a public service announcement about a girl who had disappeared a month earlier in Seaside, CA.

2000 - It was announced that the Go-Go's had gotten back together again for a tour, new album, a book and a movie.

2000 - Dr. Dre filed suit against the city of Detroit alleging censorship. The lawsuit stemmed from a concert stop in Detroit on July 6, 2000, when Dre was told he and the tour organizers would be arrested if he showed a video during the concert. The video contained nudity and graphic violence.

Ya just gotta love America..Former San Diego Padres #1 Pick Matt Bush Being Arrested and CRYING

He got 3 million bucks...and he's cute too..

LESS THAN THREE IN FIVE MEN USE A CONDOM WHEN THEY'RE WITH A TIJUANA HOOKER

I think we can agree that it's not exactly a great idea to go to Mexico to drill a prostitute.  But even if it IS a bad idea, that's not stopping some of you.  Listen to this . . .

Recently, researchers from the University of California at San Diego conducted a survey of TIJUANA HOOKERS to find out just how deviant their clients are. What they learned is that more than HALF of all clients had recently had unprotected sex, and fewer than THREE in FIVE . . . or 59% . . . say they regularly use condoms when violating a prostitute.

So just what does an average Tijuana hooker client look like? According to the study, FOUR in FIVE clients are either Mexican or Hispanic . . . and their average age is 36.6 years old. 

Nearly 58% of all clients are single . . . which means 42% are NOT single.

And in the past year, the average client has had sex with a prostitute more than 25 TIMES. 

A guy named Thomas Patterson led the study.  He says, quote, "Of those we interviewed . . . many are binge drinkers and nearly ONE in THREE says they're frequently high on drugs when with a female sex worker."  And get THIS . . .

It's estimated that 6% of all whores in Tijuana . . . are infected with HIV.  (Lab Spaces)

READ TJ HOOKERS HERE